FUNNY CARDS - Greeting cards that actually make people laugh
We started Savage Media because I couldn’t find cards that were savage enough, funny enough, or honest enough – just shelves full of safe, bland, vanilla garbage. So we made our own: bigger, better, and savage AF.
If you don’t snort, gasp, or accidentally let loose a bad word when you read one of these cards, you’re in the wrong place. You won’t find “Live, Laugh, Love” here — unless it’s followed by “…but mostly that’s a huge farkin lie.”
if you're looking for unique cards that make you want to wet your pants - then you've found them
Our range is not for the “easily offended”, this is sophisticated humour for people that have one…. a sense of humour.
Whether you need a card for a birthday celebration, a cheeky gift for a colleague’s farewell, or something brutally honest for Valentine’s Day, we’ve got you covered. Every card is designed to make the recipient laugh out loud — the kind of laugh that makes you check if anyone’s watching.
From birthday cards that tell the truth about getting older to greeting cards that celebrate life’s most awkward moments, our collection spans every occasion you can think of (and a few you probably shouldn’t).
Birthday Cards
Because “Hope you have a great day!” is boring. Our birthday cards tell it like it is, whether you’re celebrating another year closer to the grave or just another excuse to eat cake. These aren’t your typical birthday greetings; they’re the card equivalent of that friend who tells you the truth even when you don’t want to hear it. Perfect for birthdays where the gift of laughter is worth more than whatever’s in the envelope.
Valentine's Day Cards
Roses are red, violets are blue, our Valentine’s Day cards will shock you. Forget the mushy stuff — these cards are for couples who communicate through sarcasm and show love by roasting each other. From brutally honest relationship advice to cards that acknowledge Valentine’s Day is mostly a commercial scam, we’ve got the anti-romantic covered.
CHRISTMAS Cards
‘Tis the season to be sarcastic. Our Christmas cards capture the true spirit of the holidays: family dysfunction, gift-giving stress, and the uncomfortable reality of wearing pants at home for extended periods. These greeting cards cut through the festive BS and say what everyone’s thinking during the “most wonderful time of the year.”
Farewell & Office Cards
For when someone’s escaping the office before you do. These cards perfectly capture the jealousy, fake happiness, and genuine relief when a colleague moves on. Whether they’re a traitor abandoning you or a hero making their escape, we’ve got the right words to send them off.
New Baby Cards
Because “Congratulations!” doesn’t quite capture the sleep-deprived nightmare ahead. Our baby cards offer brutally honest advice, warnings about what’s to come, and the kind of dark humour new parents desperately need during those first few months.
Mother's Day & Father's Day Cards
Celebrate the people who made you by giving them a card that acknowledges the chaos, exhaustion, and questionable life choices that come with parenting. These aren’t your standard “World’s Best Mum” cards — they’re for parents with a sense of humour about the beautiful disaster that is raising kids.
Cards that are made to be kept - not thrown away
Funny cards tend to stick around. They live on fridges, desks, and memory boxes long after the event the card was purchased for has passed.